John McCain can manipulate time, space, the weather, and see into the future!!

John McCain can manipulate time, space, the weather, and see into the future!!

Senator John McCain is a man with many superhuman powers. These include being able to see into the future, among his many other talents.
John McCain won last night’s debate….before it even started!
How else would you describe the ad which ran on the Washington Post’s website that stated “Jphn McCain wins debate”? The ad, paid for by the McCain/Palin campaign, appeared in yesterdays online edition, well BEFORE the debate even started.
McCain’s people say that ad was purchased “just in case” and said that the website mistakenly posted it prior to the debate by accident.
(always blame the messenger!)
I wonder what kind of ads the McCain camp has prepurchased for display after the VP debate next week? Is there possibly a “Sarah Palin wins the debate!” ad already constructed and out there waiting in the wings? Imagine how much that would fetch on EBAY in coming years!
Now, if only we could see John McCain’s true powers in action. Let’s see him somehow delay, postpone, or cancel the debate next week. Sources say that he is already hard at work, in fact just today, I heard of a new storm that is expected to grow into a Hurricane this weekend. It will not affect the debate, but WHAT IF this is just Senator McCain making a “Practice Hurricane”? I for one, will be keeping a close eye on the tropics come midweek!!

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